Best Friends

Best Friends




FRIENDS: will help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: will point and laugh and are the reason you feel down in the first place.

FRIENDS: bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: sitting beside you saying "Damn...we screwed up, but it was friggin awesome!"

FRIENDS: go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: let you win.
BEST FRIENDS: try to beat your ass and rub in your face when they do.

FRIENDS: help you find the way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."


FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

Few things in life are more precious than friendship, don't ever let it go!!